Apocalypse Beer and The “End of the World”: Day 1

What would Inky Beer Do?  Welcome to Day 1: Planet X or Niribu Theory

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Beer #1 (January) is a Yerba Mate Tripel, 7.6%.

Welcome to the FIRST day of Inky’s journey to the End of the World. On Day 1, we’d like to discuss the theory of the Nibiru Cataclysm or Planet X. Please watch the videos below for more information about Niribu. We suggest watching both videos, as they are both very interesting and very different.

During the next 12 Days, until Niribu (or whatever theory we are discussing each day), we will feature an Elysian Beer, specifically brewed each month leading up to Dec. 21, a theory, and a tattoo, keeping with the theme. We will top off each post with the official WWIBD (What Would Inky Beer Do)! Please watch the videos below to learn more about Niribu. And do so while drinking a beer. It makes the circumstances seem less devastating.

We hope this information is interesting and educational, maybe even beyond your beliefs. These beers, tattoos, and theories do not necessarily reflect our beliefs, they are just some information of interest.

What Would Inky Beer Do: Niribu

What is Nibiru? (If you don’t have time to watch the videos above, keep reading…)

The Nibiru cataclysm is a supposed disastrous encounter between the Earth and a large planetary object (either a collision or a near-miss) which certain groups believe will take place in the early 21st century. Believers in this doomsday event usually refer to this object as Planet X or Nibiru. The idea that a planet-sized object could collide with or pass by Earth in the near future is not supported by any scientific evidence and has been rejected as pseudoscience by astronomers and planetary scientists. (Wikipedia)

Well, pardon my language, but if Planet X is going to crash into the Earth, then you’re f*&$%d. It’s time to talk to friends and family that you’ve been avoiding. Maybe it’s time to take that family vacation you’re always wanted to take. Grab some friends and do something that makes you scream out of joy and laugh so hard your face hurts. Do the thing you’ve always wanted to do, with no regrets.

Or, go get a tattoo to commemorate the day:

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Or maybe try your hand at some graffiti before Niribu gets here?

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Good news is, if people were to survive the crash, then we’ll probably have a Polar Shift. We’ll talk about survival techniques and shifts in a future post. Maybe buy some snorkels to survive the major natural disasters that will occur. In fact, buy sunblock.

See you tomorrow for WWIBD “Rapture”: Day 2.

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Kate says:

    Perhaps I’ll get my shovel and start digging a bunker 50 feet down and stock up on 7 years of food. But who wants to live like that and digging a whole in mid-December is just too ambitious for me. I think I’ll just stock up on good beer and watch it all go down. You can’t outrun a gigantic star/planet whirling its way toward Earth!

  2. rjkey522 says:

    Yikes!!!! I’m packing the Duffles and head’n for the hills ( I hope Mary can keep up ). I’ll keep up with WWIBD until I lose power. I’m packing my shovel too.

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